So here are the rules. I will post a word and its definition. It will be a real word, and its real definition. But then I will create a fictionary definition for the same word, and invite you to do the same. Sound good? Good. Here we go:
Triptych (trip-tik) n. A work consisting of three painted or carved panels that are hinged together or hung side-by-side
Triptych (trip-tik) n. A countdown timer that gets taken on vacation in order to keep track of how much time each person gets to do what they want. "Honey, I know you want to go on Splash Mountain again, but the Triptych only has 3 more minutes, so let's give Hannah her turn to pick some rides."