So here are the rules. I will post a word and its definition. It will be a real word, and its real definition. But then I will create a fictionary definition for the same word, and invite you to do the same. Sound good? Good. Here we go:
Preboard v. to put or allow to go aboard in advance of the usual time or before others: "Handicapped passengers will be preboarded."
Preboard v. the procedures you wish an airline would do before making their passengers squish themselves into their seats for 3 hours: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the preboarding conga line!"