So here are the rules. I will post a word and its definition. It will be a real word, and its real definition. But then I will create a fictionary definition for the same word, and invite you to do the same. Sound good? Good. Here we go:
Retool v. to reorganize or rearrange, usually for the purpose of updating.
Retool v. to pull the electric screwdriver set you gave your dad out of his closet and wrap it up again for next year. Hey, he loved it the first time, he just never used it.