Curvy Thursday

Reason number 692 why curvy women will rule the world:

When we're running low on pockets, we can just store stuff in our bosoms.

Curvy Thursday

Reason number 107 why curvy woman will rule the world:

Because our milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard.

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Reason number 482 why curvy woman will rule the world:

Because our TV lingerie ads are so good they show less skin, and yet get called too sensual.

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Reason number 49 why curvy woman will rule the world:

When you cry, would you rather go to a skinny person for a hug? I didn't think so.

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Reason number 85 why curvy woman will rule the world:

We disrupt the gravitational pull wherever we go so that yes, the world actually does revolve around us.

Curvy Thursday

Reason number 87 why curvy woman will rule the world:

When we shake our hips, somewhere in the world a tsunami, earthquake, or hurricane is born. You can't get that kind of power with only 2% body fat.

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Reason number 32 why curvy woman will rule the world:

If we get an ill-timed zit, all we have to do is wear a lower-cut top and no one will ever notice.

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Reason number 57 why curvy woman will rule the world:

When we fall on our rear, we don't break our tailbones.